Curse

Mrscoombes · Sep 24, 2006, 10:31 AM // 10:31

Once I gave my teachers chair 5 layers of glue...she was sat on the very very very edge for ages. The funny bit was that she read the hobbit to us one day. When she got to "out of the fire pan into the flame" she went on to say something like this:

"It's when someone does SOMETHING BAD and DOESN'T OWN UP and ends up IN AN EVEN WORSE SITUATION." Every time she said the bits in caps she looked at me like "YOUR ASS IS MINE, BOY. >=("

You?

Addone_Abaddon · Sep 24, 2006, 10:43 AM // 10:43

heh, my ones are reserved for my mind only *cough*erection*cough*

[DE] · Sep 24, 2006, 12:34 PM // 12:34

Well I didn't do it but one day my friend was late to class and when the teacher asked why he blamed it on lag.

She had no idea what he was talking about.

Addone_Abaddon · Sep 24, 2006, 12:46 PM // 12:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Phantom

Well I didn't do it but one day my friend was late to class and when the teacher asked why he blamed it on lag.

She had no idea what he was talking about.

heh, where's your friend gone... err 7

I pwnd U · Sep 24, 2006, 12:51 PM // 12:51

The kids still around, and luckily his lag and decreased greatly. No more lag spikes for him.

Mrscoombes · Sep 24, 2006, 01:51 PM // 13:51

Perhaps he should turn his graphics down? =/

Addone_Abaddon · Sep 24, 2006, 01:56 PM // 13:56

I rubberbanded back to my estate just as I got to the attendance officer.

LadyNilene · Sep 24, 2006, 04:56 PM // 16:56

omg....there's SO many to choose from...ok ok, but the funniest one ever had to be in my Chemistry class when my teacher was doing her lecture...what happened was she explaining this theory or whatever, and the whole thing looked like a penis lol the diagram was basically a pitri (sp?) dish and a test tube standing in the middle of the dish, she was saying if you applied pressure to the setup, the water would rise up the dish through capillary (sp?) action and would squirt out through the tube lol so she actually tested it...there was a quirk (sp?) on the tube...so when the tube went pop, she said the FUNNIEST thing...she made this moaning noise and said "ahhh...there it goes"...

this all probably doesnt seem funny, but omg, if you were there, the way she demonstrated and lectured it to us was just so dirty lol head out of the gutter, i know lol

d4nowar · Sep 24, 2006, 05:34 PM // 17:34

By far not the funniest, just the easiest to put into words. When it got quiet in math tests or when we were taking notes two years ago, me and a friend would make animal, pirate, or basically anything completely out of the ordinary during class, then look around as if someone else did it.

Imagine it... Everyone has their head down, working on a problem... then all of a sudden, "Moooooooooo!"

And a response from the other side of the room, "Shiver me Timbers!"

You sort of have to be able to keep a straight face and be able to throw your voice, but its definitely fun.

Stalker Haras · Sep 24, 2006, 05:37 PM // 17:37

Hmm for me it was probably in Chemistry aswell. A freind and I were slow working on an assignment on one of the stations in the back of the room. I had located a paperclip sitting in the lap top.

And well, i started to stick it into the Wall socket because I was bored, shocked myself a few times for the fun of it.

The i stuck it on my pencil, and told my freind to stick each end in a differen't socket hole, and when he did, a shower of sparks came shooting out.

The teacher didn't see it, but she was yelling at us for laughing. Ahh good times.

Another one was where we were outside at lunch. We sat by the office. Above us was a camera, so we had fun with it. I helped my freind up the wall some, and he crawled up there, and stuck his hand right infront of it and flipped off the camera. Not 20 seconds later someone came out yelling "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO THE CAMERA!". Ahh coulden't help but laugh at the guys beat red face.

Ulivious The Reaper · Sep 24, 2006, 05:39 PM // 17:39

i remember my whole entire computer class had a 16 free for all halo game going, that was pretty great, we got yelled at tho.. uhhm also i got bored before class (computer classa gain) so i installed and downloaded gw on every computer then came in as last person in the class so it wasn't suspicious.. it was great

Paul Mahdi · Sep 24, 2006, 06:36 PM // 18:36

our class had the library to work on science fair projects and i was SOO bored. I went on to Ytmnd.com, turned up the volume, and "It's time to D-d-d-d-d-do a barrel roll!" blasted out of the speakers. That was fun. They couldn't figure out who did it so I went back and blasted out Lex Luther yelling "WRONG!".

That was a fun day....I'm no longer allowed on school computers

Everyone wins.

Opeth11 · Sep 24, 2006, 07:33 PM // 19:33

I got into a fight with my classmate in grade 5 and when the pricipal came to stop me, I threw a chair at him.

I got suspended for 1 week.

True story, it's all over my permanent record now.

Divinitys Creature · Sep 25, 2006, 11:54 AM // 11:54

Heh, I configured all the comps on teh lab network to display an ASCII up yours sign on login just after the MOTD. :P

Charrbane · Sep 25, 2006, 06:16 PM // 18:16

We did lots of weird stuff when we were in school.

I loaded my pockets full of small pebbles and scattered them all over this one hallway when everybody was in class and then did it again for good coverage. When the bell rang and everybody came out into the hall there was rocks going everywheres and nobody knew where the damned things were coming from.

One day my friend's home room teacher wanted a Christmas tree for the classroom. So my friend and I went off into the woods near the school and spent hours (missing various classes without notice) and found this huge tree. We eventually hauled it back and dragged it up to the door of the classroom. The branches covered most of the door, so we pushed it up alongside the door and knocked, then hid behind some lockers. His teacher opened the door and all he saw was evergreen. LOL.

We had a geology teacher who was boring as hell and he used to leave us and not come back until the class was almost over. So we were bored one day and totally mixed up his rock collection with wrong labels and stuff but he never noticed.

Opeth11 · Sep 25, 2006, 10:30 PM // 22:30

I also got the school's IP address banned from most of the official hockey forums =.

metalicagrl · Sep 26, 2006, 12:11 AM // 00:11

wellll, one time when i was in class this kid burst through the door and started spraying silly string everywhere. then, since the class was the class that connected to the detention room, he went to run into the detention room, but there was a garbage can in the way so he tripped over the garbage can and then fell into it.

Relambrien · Sep 26, 2006, 12:52 AM // 00:52

One time I was walking along in the first week of a school year absent-mindedly, and I accidentally walked into my social studies class from the previous year due to my absent-mindedness. When the teacher asked what in the heck I was doing, I responded "whoops, sorry bout that, gotta go" and went to my correct classroom. When the teacher asked why I was late, I said "Sorry, I lagged and kept rubberbanding." The geeks in the class laughed their heads off and the teacher thought it was something dirty, so I got sent to my disciplinarian.

To whom I explained my situation the same way and then he said, "This isn't Guild Wars. I know the lag is terrible now but it's no excuse for missing class...Now here's a detention slip." On that slip was written, along with the date and time, the following words, "Add [name deleted] to your friends list if you wanna chat with me in-game." Astounded, I added that to my ignore list the instant I got home.

Paul Mahdi · Sep 26, 2006, 01:35 AM // 01:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relambrien

To whom I explained my situation the same way and then he said, "This isn't Guild Wars. I know the lag is terrible now but it's no excuse for missing class...Now here's a detention slip." On that slip was written, along with the date and time, the following words, "Add [name deleted] to your friends list if you wanna chat with me in-game." Astounded, I added that to my ignore list the instant I got home.

Scary to think people that work at school have lives outside of it...

Opeth11 · Sep 26, 2006, 02:15 AM // 02:15

Tell me about it >_>

My friend's Maths proffessor is a WoW geek. On the class website, he added a "hidden link" on the page that features a dancing Tauren.